Showing posts with label English translations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English translations. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Shrek in Japanese-English

Americans are spoiled.

I guess that could be said about quite a bit of our culture.

I am speaking about a certain field though. We are spoiled with fantastic drama! We have wonderful live theater, mesmerizing movies and music that can make the most stoic person emotional.

When the opportunity came for us to see how the Japanese would perform we were hesitate. Don't get me wrong. The Japanese are just as talented, and in most cases, seem more dedicated that Americans. We only hesitated because we do not speak their language.

How were we going to survive a two hour performance when we don't speak the same language? How would the kids handle it?

Would we be able to understand through body language? Or maybe through hand gestures?


On post a few times a year, a Japanese University brings an American play to life in ENGLISH!

Yeah! It was the perfect way to see some Japanese talent, without the stress of trying to figure out what in the world the actors were saying =)

The drama team was performing Shrek Jr. We were excited to see how they would decorate the stage, and even more excited to see the costumes!

Well, the Japanese did not disappoint!

Shrek is such a great show. The drama crew did an awesome job! Their English was quite good. Shrek and Donkey were just spot on most of the time. Their pronunciation was good. Their diction was off in several parts. It was not a lack of talent. It was just a non-native speaker trying to work out a complicated language.

There were some characters that you even forgot they were NOT English. Then, there were other characters that you could not understand a single word. The actor who played Pinocchio was trying to  keep the "high pitched" young boy voice throughout the whole play. It was really difficult to listen to.

If I had not seen Shrek a few hundred times then I am not sure I would have followed certain parts.

The costumes were original and fun. The favorite costume and character was Lord Farquaard. He walked around on his knees with fake little legs. He 'danced' and 'ran' a few times to the hoots and hollers of the audience.

Fiona was a wonderful singer. The best scene of the night was one I had never seen before in Shrek. There were three females playing the role of Fiona as she aged. The first one was very young, maybe 10, then a 14 year old and then the college student who played Fiona for the rest of the show. We watch as Fiona sang a song about being trapped in the tower. As she spun around the tower an older Fiona would come out. It was really well done.

Even in English, on an American base the vast majority of the audience was Japanese. In order to accommodate for the locals the theater scrolled the play in Japanese on a side wall.  The locals didn't seem to mind the setup.

When intermission came, only the American stood up at first. We wondered if we were 'supposed to' stand and leave. We try hard not to offend the Japanese and to follow the parts of their culture we can respect without compromising our beliefs. When they all remained sitting we were puzzled. Finally, they start to stand and take a break. We were told that since they were 'visiting our theater' they wanted us to go first. How sweet they are!

At intermission, the theater students had set up a few photo backdrops for people to pose in front of. They had also set up a few areas for the kids to color Shrek pictures. The kids thought it was pretty cool.

We went back in to watch the second act. We were all getting a little tuckered. See, you don't realize how hard it is to try and translate all the time. After an hour you are often a little tired. Two hours in, you are starting to get frustrated. With three hours of active translating under your belt, you are ready for ice cream and a bath.

When the show passed two hours I thought we would lose the kids completely. Luckily, the young ones had been given clipboards with paper and pencils. This kept them entertained. They played games, passed notes and drew pictures. Who knew I would be so thankful for a simple clipboard?

We were about to hit three hours and even I was D-O-N-E.  As I said, I really like Shrek. I think the Japanese did an awesome job. But any play that lasts that long is just plain OUT.OF.HAND!

Finally, the show ended. Thank you. Then, for the encore, the whole Shrek crew came out to see "I'm a Believer". They danced and sang and ROCKED it! Everyone had a ball. If they could only have sang that song an hour earlier.

We thought the fun was over until we stepped out of the theater. The Shrek crew has lined the hallways to sign autographs and pose for pictures. The Japanese, again, let the Americans go first. It was adorable and sweet.



Overall, we had fun. We enjoyed the show and learned a few more Japanese-English words. We look forward to seeing a few more shows during our tour. Next time I will remember a fanny cushion ;)



Enjoy Your Show~
Aggie Amy





Thursday, February 26, 2015

Traffic ---> Italian and Crazy Stores!

A few days back I took the kids out to grab lunch on a rainy Saturday. Daddy was gone, so the kids and I were excited to explore a new place. Well, traffic had different plan. We couldn't get anywhere near the place. Not even close.  

So, I pulled out my brand of Cra-Zy and turned their whining complaints into a goofy song. Laughing made the standstill traffic so much easier to stand. We tried for over an hour to get closer to the place, but eventually gave up.

Out came the cellphone and into Google went "family restaurants in Japan". Wouldn't you know, there was a "Fast Food Italian" chain restaurant about 3 miles from where we were. It sounds close, right? Well, that 3 miles took us about 49 minutes, but we got there.
The place was... well it was rundown. That is putting it nicely. Most places in Japan are incredibly clean. This place was like old wallpaper and 70's decoration. But, the tables and food looked clean.

I asked the kids if we should try to find something else. They just looked at me. And all four- at the same time- shook their heads "NO!"

Yes, it is difficult to find places and travel around in Japan. The kids can only take it so long. I can only take about 30 seconds longer than they can. We stayed at Saizeriya.


The waitress was incredibly friendly, the food was pretty good and the cost was low. The kids got 'typical' Italian pasta dishes, like broccoli and penne.


Baby girl got the kids meal. It is really the only choice, other than pasta, and she was not "in a pasta mood". Whatever. The dish was sausage and meat, which my carnivore loved. But that's not why I am showing you this picture. Her dish allows me explain an interesting phenomenon that I have not seen outside of Japan. 

Clearly, Japan is known for eating a ton of rice. It is served all day long, at almost every meal.  Somewhere along the way someone must have gotten sick of plain old rice. They decided to add "shakey" flavors to their cool creations. Now, the flavors are vast and widely available. My kids favorite flavor is "egg" or "egg and veggie". They love plain rice as well, but is stick the flavor packets in their lunch every now and again to keep things interesting. 

You can also see on her plate a small almost jelly-size packet that has an apple on it. That is a cross between a fruit cup and jello. You open the package and swallow the whole thing at once. What? Wouldn't that be a chocking hazard you ask? I thought so the first time, so I tested it. It dissolves so quickly that chocking is jot an issue. Taste, however is a tad questionable in my opinion. 


We also ordered "corn pottage". Miso soup is the most common here, but several places carry corn pottage. The interesting thing about this one, besides the random swirl of cream, was that the soup is served cold. Yep, cold. I was surprised, but we liked it.


Another new found favorite of the kiddos is Melon Fanta. It is less carbonated that some of the drinks here. I think they get it because it looks cool to drink bright green liquid? (I have no idea why, but most of the sodas here knock you down they are so overly carbonated. And don't get me started on the tragedy of coke zero here. Dreadful what has happens to that taste translation!)

All in all Saizeriya was an average, fast-food Italian joint for these Americans in the heart of Japan. Wow, that's a weird sentence. Wow, that's my life :)


There were a few store fronts I wanted to tell you about. Japan has some pretty good shopping. It is not all really exciting to me, but the names of the stores crack me up! I just had to share a couple of them. 

Here we are walking towards the shopping center. It is officially 'outside' under the awning in the middle of the picture. It is a little rough to truly shop when you are freezing in the winter and burning up in the summer. Somehow, if I need something bad enough, I can manage.

Welcome to "Wants". Hubby says they need a store next door called "Needs". Then, we could teach our children- and the rest of America- how to use money responsibly!

There are more and more American companies moving over to Japan. I had never heard of "Mister Donut", but our friend from CT said she had one growing up. Their donuts aren't that great in general, but they give us a little taste of home.

You don't like Mister Donut? Well, feel free to to walk next door to grab a slimy squid!








 Or, do you need a massive ET? You can have this one for about $500! 

You know you have ALWAYS wanted to go to the "Yellow Submarine"! Now you can and while you are there you can book a trip with this crazy named travel agency.

There apparently is a massive run on Australian Jean Stores? Why else would you name a store "Jeans Mate"?

Then there is the ever.so.random clothing store name "Womb". My only problem with it is it is a store for MEN? Seriously, do men want to shop at a 'womb'?

We have some amazing friends with the last name Amos. Low and behold I found THEIR store! "Amos Style" would be a sure hit with the man of that house!

Finally, another couple of very wild burgers served at McDonalds here. Right now it is the Hawaiian season. I have no idea why. Here is what the eatery.com says about the new fare, "Hawaiian Barbecue Pork Burger, which features a pork patty topped with pulled pork "slow cooked for four hours," plus coleslaw and pickles. The Loco Moco burger will feature two burger patties, a cooked egg, lettuce, and a gravy sauce.

I enjoy seeing new places to both shop and eat. I giggle at the names, and cry a little at the tiny sizes :)

Have a blessed day in your world- where ever you are!


Sippin' on Sweet Tea,
~Aggie Amy






Thursday, December 4, 2014

Kentucky = Christmas

 Wait until you hear what Japan's version of Christmas!

This country is a true marketer's DREAMLAND!

The Huffington Post explains the story like this,

"It’s Christmas Eve in Japan. Little boys and girls pull on their coats, the twinkle of anticipation in their eyes. Keeping the tradition alive, they will trek with their families to feast at … the popular American fast food chain KFC.


Christmas isn’t a national holiday in Japan—only one percent of the Japanese population is estimated to be Christian—yet a bucket of “Christmas Chicken” (the next best thing to turkey—a meat you can’t find anywhere in Japan) is the go-to meal on the big day. And it’s all thanks to the insanely successful “Kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii!” (Kentucky for Christmas!) marketing campaign in 1974.
When a group of foreigners couldn’t find turkey on Christmas day and opted for fried chicken instead, the company saw this as a prime commercial opportunity and launched its first Christmas meal that year: Chicken and wine for 2,920 yen (at that time about $10)—pretty pricey for the mid-seventies. Today the christmas chicken dinner (which now boasts cake and champagne) goes for about 3,990 yen ($40)."
We had heard the story, but thought it must be overblown. Well, it's NOT!

We quickly realized how popular KFC was. It is the ONLY drive thru we have seen in all of Japan. However, it doesn't usually look crowded and the prices are about 20 % higher than the US. (That is the typical amount of mark up around here.)

The second week of OCTOBER our local KFC started putting up their Christmas decorations. Here is COL Sanders himself with the kiddos staring into the sun. (Read: not happy with Momma, but trying to please her.)



There are several options available for purchase but they all MUST be pre-ordered by December 10th! That gives KFC enough time to ship, prep, pack and hire seasonal help for each store. 

The options look like this:



As you can see there are a few choices sold as "sets". You can also add on more chicken or sides. The large "Roastiessee" chicken that you can pick up everyday from the grocery store in the US sells for almost $60!  Now, back home that same size chicken is $6, all day, everyday. Here in Japan though this type of chicken is just not available.


The Christmas holiday in Japan goes like this: 

Take down the Halloween decor.
Totally ignore that really weird holiday called "Thanksgiving".
Order your KFC holiday meal. 
Wait two more weeks and then:
Break out the tinsel, put up the tree picture of that tree, layer on the lights hang up some window clings and cue the Christmas carols.

Ignore the true reason for Christmas. Forget about the precious child born that night. Put some blinders on to the King of Kings born in that stable to a virgin, whom Wise Men walked miles to worship. 

If only 1% of all of Japan celebrates Christmas for the true reasons, then those of us who KNOW the True King have a lot of work to do.

So, I won't ask you what you will be eating for Christmas.

Maybe turkey, ham, KFC or -our family's favorite- chicken enchiladas. 

Instead, I will ask you what are you DOING to spread God's love this holiday season? 

Write a note to all those people who serve you throughout the year: mailmen, coffee barista, dentist, nail tech, vet... anyone. Invite them to your local church service. Offer them a place at your dinner table. Give them your time.

We all need a little love. We are desire real friends, not just those people you see once and awhile. Real friends are friends who keep us grounded, who tell us the truth and who push us towards the Lord.

Merry Christmas to you & yours!

Whatever you eat...


Come Let Us Adore Him,
~Aggie Amy



Sunday, September 21, 2014

Toys R Us and Vending Restaurants

Sing with me.

Come on. You know you want to!

"Over the river and through the woods town, to Toys R Us we go... " 

Alright, so the song is cheesy, but the mountains are beautiful! Now that the rainy season has ended we can see all the amazing mountains that surround us. It is a breathtaking day.






We needed to get a birthday gift for an upcoming party, so we headed out to see how Japan does Toys R Us.  Saturday is a great day to shop, but since the young children normally are in school on saturday we thought we would be fine. 

We were wrong. It was a 'holiday' from Saturday school. OK then. Good to know. 

When we got there we were surprised to see a very long line all the way outside of the store. We had no idea what the line was for. We stood in it anyway. (This is what happens when you can't speak or read the lanuage. There was a sign, but it was gooble-ly gook to us, so we stood in line.) 

When we got inside the store and got to the aisles we realized that the line was going straight to the cashiers. What? No one spoke any English so we were clueless to why they were standing in the long lines. 

Now, what? We broke off from the line and started shopping. Actually, Hubby and the kids went shopping. 

I followed the line and watched. The creepy chick you hear about on Japanese television who watches everyone while they go about their normal day.... that's me. 

Hey, I have to learn somehow!

I learned that we just happened to pick the one day this year that new Pokemon cards were being released in Japan. That is my typical shopping experience. Seriously, never get behind me in a line! I can just be standing there and the cash register breaks, the person's card doesn't work or the items need a price check, from .... Africa! I should probably buy a shirt: "AVOID MY LINE AT ALL COSTS!" So, of course, we pick THIS day to shop. It's my world.


Well, I was determined to ignore the line and shop away. I had Yen in my pocket and everyone knows that that doesn't last too long. Whatever shall we find in the aisles...

First thing we noticed is true all over Japan. I am not sure why we were surprised. They leave the toys out. No one steals the toys. Imagine that. A world where you can test something out first. What a concept.


Most of the shoppers stayed in the long line for Pokemon cards. It made the large store rather empty. 
The "Pocket Monsters", which was shortened to "Poke-mon" went it went international, section is huge. It is fascinating to see the different characters next to lettering I recognize but don't know. It makes my brain stop and think a second. 

Then, there was the random Godzilla figure on clearance for $35. I can't imagine why anyone would need one of these things! 


 My youngest son had told us about a farming game that has gotten a lot of attention here. The government actually sanctioned to have to made. Apparently, families used to pass down farmland from generation to generation. Now, young people are having to work office jobs in order to provide for their families. The generation the family is counting on to work the farms now work in buildings. So, how does the government teach the next generation to work the farmland if this generation isn't doing it? You create a farming simulator game, make it fun and cheap so every youngster wants to play it. Hopefully, it ignites a fire in the next generation to work the farmland of Japan. Brilliant.

There was the Shinkansen, or bullet train, car complete with sound effects. It was pretty affordable at only $28. There were some pretty expensive, and extensive, train sets that would make grown man drool. Not my hubby, thankfully.

Here in the Land of the Raising Sun, they have a special affinity to things that are "kawai", or cute. Grown men will wear "kawai" purses simply because everyone loves the 'cute' things around here. It is an... interesting... phenomon. Well, here are the "Matchbox" type cars that are produced in Japan. Aren't they, I know, cute?


When my crew of kids were little they loved their mini, fold-out sofas. They would even share the sofas to watch a show or make it out into a bed to nap. There were a ton of characters available in the States. The bonus for our large family was you could buy the sofas for $20.  Here is one of those sofas on clearance for $54! Did I mention how expensive things are here? 

We had not seen this kind of chair for sale, though we see it at traditional resturants often. The "high chair" it -literally- just inches off the ground. Note the 'walker' next to it and you can compare the height. It is just so short! It is a nice wooden product that would last through several children. Still, the cheaply made cloth sofa is almost as much as this chair. We have been told that items that are made from renewable resources are less expensive, but we rarely find that to be true. It is true in this case.

Our eyes, and our minds really had to adjust to this display. The game of "Life" in Japanese. I know, what language did I expect it to be in? What can I say, it just looks vastly... different!


I'm not sure you heard, but recently the creator of Hello Kitty announced that Hello Kitty is actually a GIRL and not a kitty. 

Huh??  Mind Blown. 

Well, if that is true, and I'm sure it is since he is Japanese and had no reason to lie, then what is on this girl's head? 

Another girl? Weirdness. I'm just not sure what to make of that. 

It is such an adorable Barbie outfit we would have gotten it for our girls. I mean with the traditional "Kimono" clothes, shoes and ribbon. 

But, the $20 price tag stopped us. 

We would have to buy two of those puppies. Nah. Maybe for a birthday gift, but not just for a normal Saturday. 

Random tidbit of the day: "kimono" literally translate into "a something to wear". 

You can often tell if a woman is married by the length of the sleeves on her kimono. 

When a girl turns 20 she has a celebration for 'coming of age'. At that ceremony she is given a 'furisode'. The garment looks like a kimono, but has longer sleeves. The sleeves can be almost as long as the dress itself. 

As we were leaving we saw how people were using their new trading cards. (Each buyer was limited to 5 packs of new Pokemon cards.) There are computer consoles after the check out where you can 'play' the trading game against the computer itself, or against others across Japan. These machines were packed. (Come on, how many of you would stand in a long line for a playing card so you could stand in another long line for the kids to play with those trading cards. Not this girl!)

The other 'news' we saw when we were out and about was... in the bathroom. 

Now, there's a statement I never thought I would make!

There was a "No Smorking" sign in the restroom. Smorking.... I guess I will avoid doing that. Whatever that is.


Little C went to the restroom and ran out to say, "There are jackets on the toilet paper." 

"Umm....wait... What did you say?"


I went into the bathroom with my camera to investigate. Another statement that should never be said. 

Things you don't see everyday. Toilet paper in a fur coat. Check that one off of my bucket list. Ha!

The next fascination was a dual faucet. Have you ever seen one? It dispenses both the soap and the water. (Soap on one side, water on the other side.)

G washed her hands 
twice so I could get  picture. She is that sweet. The only bad part for us continues to be the height of the sinks. Can you tell how far she is bending down?

After we spent some yen at Toys R Us, we found a new place to eat. 

Wow, we do that a lot don't we? Well, that's what you do when you live in a new place. You 'test drive' all the new stores and restaurants. 

We went to a noodle place that seats 18 people. It is a 'moderate' seating place here. Places are truly that small! We are a family of 6, squeezing into tiny stores all over Nippon. (Nippon is what Japan calls itself, much like Germany calls itself Deutschland.) Yes, we are an oddity. But, come on, if you are reading this you already knew how ODD we are!

Today, we tried a "vending" restaurant. You order your meal at a vending machine that is actually in the entrance of the store. The machine spits out tiny little receipts (one for each dish you order). You take the receipts to a waitress who processes your order. The waitress and staff never touch money. Talk about keeping the money 'germs' away from the food! How about you don't allow money in the restaurant at all? That will keep the 'germ police' from bugging you. 

The labels on the machine are changed everyday to reflect the fresh fish that came in that day.

We are trying to educate the kids as much as possible. It is kinda the blind leading the blind at this point. Here,  A&M are deciphering the numerous entree and side dish options.

The girls don't eat too much. That makes them the easiest to order for. They always get the kid's meal. It's great because we get to see how the different establishments view kid's food. Plus, they often times get a little toy or sticker. They love that part.





In Japan, a 'combo' meal is called a 'set'. The "kids set" at this eatery was about $3. It came with ramen, juice and "dessert". The "dessert" was chips, but whatever. The girls loved it! Their meal comes with a separate bowl so they can 'cool' the noodles or separate them from the broth. As you can see, our little prissy chick was thrilled with her food. 

A&M both went with ramen in various flavors. I went with Tappen Rice. It is a skillet dish with a fried egg on the bottom, rice and meat on top. They pour soy sauce on it as they put it on your place. It was delicious. Typical to most places, we all recieved miso soup as well.  


Another adventure in our new country done. 

Another day where the locals were probably scratching their heads about those 'silly Americans'. 

We didn't solve world peace. I wish we could. Only open hearts and prayerful attitudes can do that. But, we gained a little confidence in ourselves and in our surrounding.

We were watched and wondered about when the six of our bowed our heads before we ate. It is hard for locals not to stare when our blond haired, 8 year old proudly talks to Jesus. She loudly blessed the food, prayed for the people at the table and asked for forgiveness for running into someone at the store. (We are working on having Japanese manners, but we still have some American tendencies at times.) Her heart is full and she is not ashamed to be a Christ follower.

What did you do that got you noticed today? I did not do as much as that little girl did. I need to up my game.

I am praying for you. Where ever you are right now. My family is praying for you. That you would be blessed and feel the love of Jesus today.

Until next time sweet readers, this Southern Belle needs to research.

I am off to find some donut recipes. The Japanese are wonderful, but they have not conquered the sugary, sinfully sweet, finger licking goodness of a hot Krispy Kreme.

Peace be with you,
~Aggie Amy